Funny Congrats Card • Sarcastic Achievement Card • Rude Minimalist Greeting • Retro Card for Friends & Coworkers

Wow… you actually did it 😳
This sarcastic retro-style congrats card is for the underdog who finally shocked everyone. Minimal, funny, and delightfully rude — perfect for friends, siblings, or coworkers who barely proved you wrong.

Give it to:
• friends
• siblings
• coworkers
• underdog achievers

💌 Card Specs
• Size: 4" × 6" (101 × 152 mm)
• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Includes envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Rude. Impressive. Accurate.