Funny Congrats Card • Sarcastic Minimalist Greeting • Retro Achievement Card • Rude Card for Friends & Coworkers

Congrats… or whatever 🙃
This sarcastic minimalist greeting card is perfect when you should celebrate someone but don’t feel like committing emotionally. A funny retro-style congrats card for friends, coworkers, siblings, and other semi-deserving legends.

Give it to:
• friends
• coworkers
• siblings
• meh-deserving achievers

💌 Card Specs
• Size: 4" × 6" (101 × 152 mm)
• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Includes envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Indifferent praise — just how they like it.