Funny Congrats Card: Still Accomplished Trash - Sarcastic Greeting

Sometimes success just means becoming fancier trash. Celebrate your (or someone else’s) glow-up from garbage to greatness with this hilarious greeting card. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone whose vibe is “messy but thriving.”

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for birthdays, work promotions, graduations, or general sass

✨ Still trash… but like… designer trash.