Funny Coworker Birthday Card – Still Employed Despite Everything Office Humor

still employed… despite everything 😌

This funny birthday card features a broken office chair barely holding it together — just like everyone at work. Perfect for coworkers, office friends, or anyone surviving the 9–5 with pure willpower.

Dry, sarcastic, and painfully relatable — ideal for workplace humor that hits a little too close to home.

💌 Perfect For:
coworker birthdays, office friends, work humor, sarcastic gifts, burnout humor, boss gifts, corporate life

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ hanging on… technically.