Funny Deadline Survivor Card: Retro Congrats Greeting Card

Celebrate the chaos of making it through deadlines with the Deadline Survivor card! 💪 Featuring a sassy calendar character in sneakers and a crown, this retro-inspired greeting card is perfect for coworkers, friends, or anyone who deserves a medal for not collapsing under pressure. Funny, bold, and unapologetically cheeky – this card is here to turn stress into a flex.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² premium cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print with retro pop colors
• Includes a matching envelope
• Blank inside for your message of survival

✨ For the warriors of all-nighters, coffee-fueled sprints, and anyone who can laugh through the chaos.