• Y2K-style greeting card with a pink and teal checkered background, featuring a cartoon flip phone smashing itself with a hammer. Text reads “Finally deleted his contact… and his existence.” Perfect for breakup vibes.
  • Y2K-style greeting card with a pink and teal checkered background, featuring a cartoon flip phone smashing itself with a hammer. Text reads “Finally deleted his contact… and his existence.” Perfect for breakup vibes.
  • Front and inside layout of a breakup greeting card. Front features a cartoon flip phone smashing itself with a hammer, over a pink and teal checkered background. Text reads: “Finally deleted his contact… and his existence.”
  • Exterior view of a folded breakup greeting card. Front design shows a pink cartoon flip phone smashing itself with a hammer while pressing its own delete button. Text reads: “Finally deleted his contact… and his existence.” Background features a pastel pink and teal checkerboard pattern.
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Funny Divorce Card: Retro Flip Phone Breakup Greeting - Feral Girl Era

Funny Divorce Card: Retro Flip Phone Breakup Greeting - Feral Girl Era

$7.00 USD
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Finally cut the cord? Celebrate the unhinged liberation with our “Finally Deleted His Contact” breakup card 💅
Featuring a retro pink flip phone smashing the patriarchy one button at a time, this card is the perfect way to say "boy bye" — with flair.

✨ Card Details:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Material: Premium 350 g/m² paperboard
• Vibrant toner-based printing
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
• Perfect for divorce parties, friendship support, or just a dramatic mailbox moment

This one’s for the girls who don’t just block — they delete the whole existence.
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