Funny Expired Yogurt Birthday Card: Sassy Retro Humor

Aging is tough… but at least you’re not alone in feeling like expired yogurt. 🥴 This retro-inspired, sassy birthday card is perfect for roasting your bestie, sibling, or co-worker who’s entering their "spoiled dairy" era. A bold, cheeky design with pastel pop-art vibes that screams “you’re old, but we love you.”

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for sassy birthdays, gag gifts, or friends with a sense of humor

✨ Make birthdays stink less—like expired yogurt, but cuter.