Funny Ghosting Card – Thanks for Not Ghosting Me

“Thanks for not ghosting me.”

Featuring a smug little ghost in sunglasses giving a thumbs up, this card is perfect for modern dating survivors, emotionally available partners, or literally anyone who replied to your text.

Playful. Self-aware. Chronically online.

Great for new relationships, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, best friends, or that one person who didn’t disappear after three business days.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For the one who stayed.