Funny Don’t Choke Card – Unless It’s Funny

“Don’t Choke… Unless It’s Funny.”

Featuring a unimpressed microphone character holding a paper bag, this card delivers sarcastic encouragement before the big moment.

Perfect for stand-up comedy, open mic nights, theatre performances, auditions, sports games, exams, or presentations.

Dry. Bold. Slightly chaotic.

Great for comedians, performers, athletes, students, or anyone stepping into the spotlight.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For the one about to risk it all.