Funny Goose Christmas Card: Holiday Menace Pun, Silly Xmas Greeting

Meet your new festive troublemaker.
This mischievous goose is stealing bread and hearts 🥖💘

Our “Holiday Menace” Christmas card brings adorable chaos to your gifting season — perfect for friends who thrive on cozy chaos energy, the chronically silly, and lovers of all things goose-related. It’s bright, bold, and guaranteed to quack someone up.

🎄 Give it to:
Your funniest friend • coworkers • siblings • goose lovers • chaotic cuties

💌 Card Specs
• Size: 4" × 6" (101 × 152 mm)
• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Includes envelope
• Blank inside for your message
• Designed with love by Hot Mess Paper Co.

✨ Cute, bold, and slightly unhinged — just like holiday season.