Silly Goose Love Card – Honk If You Love Me

Honk if you love me.

I’ll wait.

For the partner who understands chaotic goose energy and dramatic affection requests.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, new relationships, long-term love, or just aggressively requesting reassurance.

Bold orange background. Goose in a convertible. No subtlety whatsoever.

Unhinged. Devoted. Loud about it.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ If they don’t honk… we notice.