Funny Love Card – I’d Steal Bread For You

I’d steal bread for you.

And not the small loaf either.
The good one.

Best For:
Funny love cards, friendship cards, animal puns, goose lovers, quirky valentines, carb enthusiasts

Bold orange background. Bread-thieving waterfowl energy. Zero subtlety.

Romantic. Questionable. Loyal.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Love, but make it mildly criminal.