Funny Hardisty New Baby Card – You're Getting Fuck All Sleep, Rude Baby Shower Gift, Alberta New Parents

Hardisty's population is growing by one. The parents' sleep schedule? Absolutely not. 👶🤠

Welcome the newest little local to Hardisty, Alberta, with a baby card that skips the sugar-coated advice and gets straight to the point.

Featuring a smiling cartoon baby bottle wearing a cowboy hat and boots, waving hello while holding an alarm clock, this cheeky design reads:

“Hardisty's Getting a New Local. You're Getting Fuck All Sleep.”

Because there's nothing quite like bringing a new baby into a small town, except maybe realizing you'll never sleep through the night again.

Perfect for parents who appreciate a little inappropriate humour alongside their congratulations.

💌 Perfect For:
• Expecting parents in Hardisty, Alberta
• Funny baby shower gifts
• New moms and dads
• Pregnancy congratulations
• Small-town Alberta families
• First-time parents
• Friends with a sense of humour

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4 × 6 inches
• Premium 350 gsm cardstock
• High-quality toner printing
• Envelope included
• Blank inside for your personal message

✨ Good cards for questionable people.

Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.