Funny Love Card – I Want You In A Very Non PG Way Romantic Greeting

Subtle? Never heard of her.

This card is straight-up chaotic flirting energy — featuring two innocent-looking bunnies and a message that absolutely is not innocent. It’s bold, a little unhinged, and perfect for couples who communicate exclusively through sarcasm and inappropriate humor.

Flirty, slightly feral, and definitely not safe for grandma — this one hits for partners, situationships, or anyone you want in a very… direct way.

💌 Perfect For:
partner with chaotic humor, valentines day, anniversary, situationship, flirty gift, anti romance people

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ emotionally stable? no. in love? unfortunately yes.