Funny Love Card – I Would Climb You Like A Tree Romantic Greeting

Not subtle. Not respectful. Absolutely correct.

This card is full chaotic flirt energy — featuring two innocent bunnies and a message that escalates immediately. It’s bold, unhinged, and perfect for couples who treat romance like a joke (but also… not really).

Flirty, inappropriate, and just the right amount of feral — this one lands for partners who appreciate humor with zero chill.

💌 Perfect For:
partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, valentines day, anniversary, flirty gift, spicy humor, situationship

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ respectful? no. honest? unfortunately yes.