Funny Mom Card – Would You Still Love Me Sewing Scissors Joke

this is basically a threat 😌✂️

Every mom has that pair of sewing scissors… and everyone knows not to touch them. This card is chaotic, relatable, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

Perfect for moms who are equal parts loving and slightly terrifying about their fabric tools.

💌 Perfect For:
mom, mother, mum, mother’s day, birthday, christmas, just because, funny gift, sewing lovers, crafters

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ choose your next move carefully