Funny Pisces Christmas Birthday Card • December Birthday Card for Pisces • Xmas + Birthday Combo Joke • Zodiac Fish Holiday Card

A cosmic scam and a zodiac struggle.
This hilarious Pisces birthday–meets–Christmas card features a grumpy little fish in a Santa hat, sitting on a sad “Birthday + Xmas” combo gift like the universe personally wronged them. Perfect for the sensitive, emotional, intuitive Pisces who absolutely deserves two separate celebrations — not one discounted bundle.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Ideal for Pisces birthdays near Christmas, December 25 babies, zodiac lovers, and anyone who deserves better gifting policies from the universe.