Funny Pregnancy Card – Congrats on the Raw Dogging Baby Announcement Humor

for the best friend, sister, coworker, partner, or chaotic icon who somehow turned ✨raw dogging✨ into a full-time responsibility 😭🍼

This funny pregnancy card features a wildly shocked scribbly character alongside the phrase: “Congrats on the Raw Dogging” — because apparently things escalated quickly. Open the card to reveal confused little sperm and the painfully relatable message: “that escalated quickly.”

Unhinged. Chaotic. Unfortunately relatable.

Perfect for surprise pregnancies, funny baby announcements, expecting parents, best friends, sisters, coworkers, baby shower laughs, first babies, or anyone entering their accidental main-character parenting era.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank space for personal message
• Includes envelope

✨ because some congratulations deserve side-eye.