Funny Pumpkin Halloween Card: Sassy Fall Greeting

She’s spooky, she’s spicy, and she’s not texting him back.
“The Pumpkin Slut” is the ultimate fall icon—serving PSL realness in heels and fishnets with a pumpkin head full of main character energy. Gift this to your bestie who lives for October, or to yourself because self-worship is seasonal.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for Halloween queens, PSL worshippers, or anyone entering their spooky era

✨ Thicc or treat, babe. 🔥