Funny Pumpkin Halloween Card: Sassy Fall Greeting

She’s spooky. She’s spicy. She’s fully booked through October.

“The Pumpkin Slut” is the ultimate fall main character — serving PSL energy in heels and fishnets with zero apologies. This retro tarot-style Halloween card is perfect for your spooky bestie, your PSL soulmate, or yourself (because self-worship is seasonal).

Bold, funny, and slightly unhinged — just like spooky season should be.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for Halloween besties, fall birthdays, spooky girlfriends, or PSL lovers

✨ Thicc or treat, babe.