Funny Quit Job Card – Two Weeks Notice Joke Resignation Gift

For when professionalism is hanging on by a thread… and your sense of humor is doing the heavy lifting.

This design is bold, petty, and painfully relatable — the perfect send-off for toxic jobs, dramatic exits, or coworkers finally escaping the group chat from hell.

A little savage. A lot accurate.

💌 Perfect For:
coworker leaving, quit job, resignation gift, work bestie, office humor, toxic job, new job, goodbye gift

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ HR would like a word… but you’ve already left.