Funny Quitting Job Card – Thank God You Don’t Work for That Asshole Anymore

for the coworker who finally escaped the workplace villain arc 😭✨

This hilarious quitting job card features an unbothered raccoon in sunglasses holding a severance package and iced coffee because honestly? Surviving a toxic boss deserves a celebration. Perfect for coworkers, work besties, career changes, quitting toxic jobs, layoffs with humor, or finally escaping that manager.

💌 Perfect For:
Coworker gifts, quitting job gifts, toxic boss survivors, new job celebrations, resignation gifts, funny office humor, workplace burnout, goodbye coworker cards

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ unemployment? no. emotional freedom? yes.