Funny Raccoon Birthday Card • Responsibility Is a Scam

Some people give wisdom on your birthday… this card gives realistic life advice: responsibility is fake, unnecessary, and honestly? A little rude.
Featuring a jacked little raccoon hauling a giant slice of cake, this cute-but-feral birthday card is perfect for the friend who tries hard but also definitely deserves a nap and zero adult responsibilities.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Perfect for funny birthday moments, best friend birthdays, and anyone who knows adulthood is a scam.