Funny Santa Christmas Card • Retro Pink Holiday Greeting

You did it — you finally broke Santa 🍹🎅
This cheeky pink Christmas card features a frazzled Santa chugging eggnog, because someone pushed him over the edge. Retro, goofy, and perfect for gifting to the chaotic people you love most.

Give it to:
• friends + coworkers
• naughty list regulars
• holiday comedy fans
• family with questionable behavior

💌 Card Specs
• Size: 4" × 6" (101 × 152 mm)
• Premium heavyweight cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Includes envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Bold, silly, and delightfully unhinged.