Funny Santa Christmas Card • Sarcastic Holiday Greeting

For the besties who need a seasonal reality check. 🎅💅
This retro-inspired Santa is done with everyone’s nonsense — and he’s not afraid to say it. The “Santa Says Get It Together” card delivers the perfect blend of sass, holiday cheer, and light emotional damage. Printed on soft pink with bold black retro line art, it’s the ultimate card for chaotic friends, coworkers, and anyone who needs… well, to get it together.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Perfect for sarcastic holiday queens, office gift exchanges, and friends who are one peppermint mocha away from a meltdown.