Funny Sibling Christmas Card • Sarcastic Santa, Retro Holiday

Santa’s checking in… and the review isn’t great.

This bold, playful holiday card features a slightly concerned Santa mid-phone call with the message “Santa called… he said you’re still annoying.” It’s the perfect mix of festive and brutally honest.

Made for brothers, sisters, friends, or anyone who deserves a light roast this holiday season. The humor is simple, direct, and just unhinged enough to get a laugh immediately.

Perfect for sibling gifts, stocking stuffers, or chaotic holiday exchanges where sincerity is optional.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ Naughty list energy. No improvement.