Funny Skeleton Shopping Card • Retail Therapy Friendship Thank You

Some friends hold your hand — yours holds your shopping bags. This funny skeleton card celebrates the emotional support sidekick who accompanies you through every impulsive purchase and every return. Cute bones, pink background, and peak Hot Mess energy.

💌 Card Specs
• 4″ × 6″
• 350 gsm matte cardstock
• Bright toner artwork
• Blank interior
• Envelope included

✨ Retail therapy requires a witness.