“I’d wake up for you. (And that’s saying a lot.) You’re worth losing nap time over.”
Featuring a grumpy party-hat sloth holding a tiny thank-you gift, this card is perfect for the friend, partner, coworker, or human who is truly elite — because you would sacrifice sleep for them.
Low energy. High loyalty.
Perfect for birthdays, appreciation, anniversaries, or just chaotic gratitude.
