Funny Sloth Thank You Card – Losing Nap Time

“I’d wake up for you. (And that’s saying a lot.)
You’re worth losing nap time over.”

Featuring a grumpy party-hat sloth holding a tiny thank-you gift, this card is perfect for the friend, partner, coworker, or human who is truly elite — because you would sacrifice sleep for them.

Low energy. High loyalty.

Perfect for birthdays, appreciation, anniversaries, or just chaotic gratitude.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For the one who’s worth the alarm clock.