Funny Spooky Drinking Card – Here for the Boos Halloween Humor Gift

Here for the boos… and nothing else.

This design is made for the ones showing up strictly for drinks, vibes, and questionable decisions. It’s the perfect mix of spooky season energy and chaotic party humor—aka it hits for Halloween AND birthdays all year long.

Playful, a little unhinged, and very accurate.

💌 Perfect For:
friend, bestie, party friend, spooky lover, halloween lover, coworker, birthday, drinking humor, bachelorette

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ emotionally unavailable, spiritually tipsy