Funny Still Alive Birthday Card: Retro Smiley Balloon, Sarcastic Humor

For the friend who’s defied every odd, dodged every disaster, and somehow lived to tell the tale. This retro smiley balloon card is the perfect mix of dark humor and heartfelt celebration — because sometimes “still here” is the biggest win of all.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for birthdays, recoveries, survival anniversaries, or just staying alive

✨ Life’s tough. This card says, “So are you.”