Funny Stoner Birthday Card: Baked Cookie, Cannabis Gift for Friend

For the baked babes, slow-roast legends, and anyone aging like a perfectly toasted edible 🍪🔥. This hilarious stoner birthday card features two buff + melted cookies living their best high life — because you are not aging… you’re just getting more baked. The perfect cannabis-themed birthday gift for friends, partners, or anyone who identifies as an occasional snack.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4" × 6" vertical
• Heavyweight 350gsm cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Blank inside for your chaotic love notes
• Includes envelope
• Shipped flat, protected, and ready to gift

✨ Slow roast era. Enough said.