Funny Sunshine Birthday Card • Not a Morning Person, Coffee Humor

For the birthday human who still wakes up every morning thinking, “Absolutely not.”
This funny sunshine-but-grumpy card is perfect for coffee lovers, anti-morning people, and anyone who ages but never evolves into a functional morning person. Cute, bright, and deeply relatable — just like them.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ For night owls, caffeine dependents, and people who need three alarms minimum.