• Buff salt shaker lifting weights with confetti and text: “You’re not old, just seasoned with trauma.”
  • Buff salt shaker lifting weights with confetti and text: “You’re not old, just seasoned with trauma.”
  • Buff salt shaker lifting weights with confetti and text: “You’re not old, just seasoned with trauma.”
  • Buff salt shaker lifting weights with confetti and text: “You’re not old, just seasoned with trauma.”
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Funny Trauma Salt Shaker Birthday Card • Sarcastic Humor

Funny Trauma Salt Shaker Birthday Card • Sarcastic Humor

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You’re not old.
You’re just…

Seasoned with trauma.

This bold purple birthday card brings chaotic self-aware humor with a buff salt shaker character lifting tiny dumbbells. It’s giving “we survived it” energy. It’s giving group chat therapy. It’s giving aging but make it funny.

Perfect for best friends, coworkers, siblings, partners, or anyone who copes with sarcasm and a little dark humor.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for milestone birthdays, 30th birthdays, 40th birthdays, office gifts, and sarcastic bestie moments

✨ Aged. But make it spicy.

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