Funny Valentine Card – Certified Pain in My Ass

“Certified pain in my ass… my Valentine forever.”

For the partner who drives you slightly insane but you wouldn’t trade them for anything. This funny Valentine’s card keeps it brutally honest with bold retro lettering and a sarcastic love message that perfectly sums up real relationships.

Simple, cheeky, and relatable, it’s perfect for couples who bond through teasing, sarcasm, and affectionate roasting.

💌 Card Details
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Premium 350 gsm cardstock
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

Great for:
boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, partner, married couples, sarcastic couples, chaotic relationships

✨ Love… but make it mildly annoying.