Funny Valentine Card: Sarcastic 5-Star Situationship, Retro Pink

When love’s mid but your taste isn’t 😎💔 This cheeky Valentine’s card gives certified “it’s complicated” energy with a wink. For the hopelessly self-aware lovers who rate their relationships five stars anyway.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant pink + red print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for sarcastic valentines, chaotic lovers, or meme collectors.

✨ Certified 5-star chaos energy.