Funny Wedding Card: Sarcastic Anti-Love Humor - Retro Design

For the couple who’s as much about the ick as the “I do.” This cheeky pastel card is perfect for roasting newlyweds, celebrating an engagement, or even commemorating a divorce with a wink. With its retro-inspired colors and bold type, it’s as unapologetically honest as your group chat screenshots.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for sarcastic friends, untraditional weddings, and cheeky milestones

✨ Marriage isn’t perfect — but this card is petty-perfect.