Funny Wine Birthday Card • Aging Like Fine Wine, Unstable

A hilarious birthday card for anyone who’s aging like fine wine — meaning fermented, unfiltered, and wonderfully unstable. Featuring a buff, unhinged wine bottle ready to fight the aging process, this card is perfect for friends who cope with birthdays using sarcasm, alcohol, or both. Great for 30th, 40th, 50th, or any birthday where the vibes are “I’m older… let’s laugh instead of cry.”

Give them a card that hits way too close to home (in the funniest way possible).

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope
• Designed by @rawartofficial

✨ Perfect for wine lovers, chaotic aging, and friends who are ‘fine’ in the same way wine is: deeply fermented.