Funny Witch Birthday Card: Spooky Gothic Tarot Greeting

Make a wish.
Pay the price.

This retro witch birthday card brings mystical dark humor energy to any celebration. Perfect for spooky besties, witchy girlfriends, goth sisters, or anyone aging with magical drama.

It’s sarcastic.
It’s mystical.
It’s birthday chaos with eyeliner.

Year-round spooky birthday vibes — not just October.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Ideal for witchy birthdays, dark humor friends, spooky celebrations, or goth queens

✨ Blow out the candles. Summon consequences.