Glowstick Jesus Birthday Card: Funny Party Card for Ravers, Festival Lovers & Holy Hot Messes

For the birthday child who’s been blessed and stressed 🎉 “Glowstick Jesus Says: It’s Your Birthday, Child” turns divine energy into dance floor chaos. With vibrant yellow and blue retro rave vibes, this hilarious card is perfect for your most unholy friend — the one who drops it low and rises again.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight matte cardstock (350 gsm)
• Yellow background with blue + black bold line art
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Best For:
Funny birthday cards, rave lovers, party friends, festival humor, ironic religious gifts, Gen Z birthdays, Millenial birthdays, chaotic energy gifts.