Grumpy Santa Christmas Card • Retro Coffee Lover Holiday Greeting

For the girlies who run on caffeine and questionable holiday cheer. ☕🎄
This retro-style grumpy Santa is over it, holding his coffee like he’s about to file an HR complaint against Christmas itself. Perfect for friends, coworkers, and anyone whose holiday “spirit” is 90% caffeine and 10% pretending.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ A flawless pick for sarcastic besties, holiday minimalists, and anyone who’s already tired of Christmas by November.