Hot Mess Express Birthday Card: Funny Retro Cherry Train Design, Humorous B-Day Greeting, Cute Alcohol Celebration Card

All aboard the chaos choo-choo! 🚂🍒 This retro “Hot Mess Express” birthday card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of wild adventures. Featuring cherries hitching a ride on a boozy train, it’s equal parts cute and unhinged—just like your bestie.

💌 Card Specs
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Vibrant toner-based print
• Comes with envelope
• Perfect for hot mess birthdays, party lovers, and friends who thrive in chaos

✨ Full steam ahead into another year of disasters (and fun).