Funny Christmas Card – Jolly? Bold of You To Assume Holiday Humor

Jolly? In this economy? 🎄

This funny Christmas card features bold retro lettering that reads “Jolly? Bold of You To Assume. Try Again in January.” It’s the perfect sarcastic holiday greeting for anyone running on caffeine, chaos, and seasonal survival mode.

Great for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate dry humor and brutally honest holiday vibes. Perfect as a stocking stuffer or a cheeky add-on to a gift.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ For anyone whose holiday spirit arrives sometime after December.