Missing Information – Funny Sarcastic Valentine & Anniversary Card for Couples

for the person you love deeply, even when their version of events is... creative. 🦙💕

This funny greeting card features two adorable llamas beside the phrase: “I Love You Even When Your Side of the Story Is Clearly Missing Information.” Perfect for the couple who can lovingly disagree about what actually happened and somehow stay together anyway.

Sweet. Sarcastic. Suspiciously specific.

Perfect for girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, llama lovers, married couples, sarcastic partners, or anyone whose storytelling occasionally requires a fact-check.

💌 Card Specs:

Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Blank inside
Includes envelope

✨ because unconditional love does not require unconditional agreement.