My Love Language Is Refunds Card: Funny Valentine or Breakup Card with Retro Humor for Emotionally Taxed Lovers

For the emotionally overdrawn 💅 “My Love Language Is Refunds” is the perfect card for anyone who’s been through the return policy of love. A playful pink-and-red retro typography design that mixes self-awareness with sass — ideal for Valentine’s, breakup recovery, or your bestie who’s done with situationships.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight matte cardstock (350 gsm)
• Pink background with bold red bubble lettering
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Best For:
Funny Valentine’s cards, breakup humor, sarcastic love gifts, ironic romance, self-love era, Galentine’s cards, retail therapy lovers.