Never Poop Before You Shower – Funny Valentine & Anniversary Card for Couples

because sometimes romance is simply respecting the bathroom ecosystem. 🚿🦛💕

This funny greeting card features two adorable hippos beside the phrase: “I Promise to Never Poop Right Before You Shower.” Forget flowers and poetry—this is the kind of deeply practical commitment that long-term love is actually built on.

Romantic. Disgusting. Considerate.

Perfect for husbands, wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, couples who live together, hippo lovers, bathroom-humor enthusiasts, or anyone who understands that timing is everything.

💌 Card Specs:

Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Blank inside
Includes envelope

✨ because nothing says commitment quite like considerate pooping.

Creative process: Original concept and copy by Hot Mess Paper Co.; artwork created with AI-assisted digital tools and artist editing.