Pisces Birthday Christmas Card • Funny December Birthday Card • Xmas + Birthday Combo Joke • Zodiac Holiday Birthday Humor Card

For the Pisces who already feels everything… including the injustice of a Christmas birthday.
This snarky zodiac-themed card features a grumpy mermaid in a Santa hat perched on a “BDAY + XMAS??” gift, clearly over the cosmic scam of sharing her birthday with the holidays. Perfect for emotional fish who deserved TWO presents, not one wrapped in holiday paper.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Great for Pisces queens, December-born fish, and chronically under-celebrated holiday babies.