Pump-Kink Halloween Card – Funny Pumpkin Booty

pumpkin spice? no thanks. pumpkin spice and a little bit of kink. 🎃👢✨

This funny Halloween card features the cheekiest pumpkin in the patch, rocking sparkly boots, serving curves, and fully embracing hot ghoul autumn. Equal parts adorable, ridiculous, and just a little bit inappropriate—the way Halloween should be.

💌 Perfect For:
Halloween lovers, pumpkin lovers, spooky besties, fall birthdays, funny friend gifts, booty humor fans, weird girl humor, autumn lovers, Halloween party gifts

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ serving pumpkin cheeks all spooky season.