Retro Frankenstein Quit Card: Funny Work Resignation, Anti-Corporate Humor

Smash that corporate clock, babe. This retro-inspired "No More Deadlines" card is perfect for anyone who finally escaped the 9–5 grind. Featuring a glam Frankenstein waitress breaking an alarm clock with a tray, it’s the ultimate resignation celebration, burnout cure, or funny farewell gift for coworkers and besties who are DONE with deadlines.

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant retro print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Perfect for resignations, career glow-ups, or anti-corporate humor lovers

✨ Serving chic, not spreadsheets — this card says it all.