Roses Are Red You’re Hot – Funny Valentine Card for Boyfriend or Girlfriend

for when poetry isn’t your strength but appreciating their face absolutely is. 🌹🐸

This funny Valentine card features a smug little frog offering a rose beside the phrase: “Roses Are Red, I’m Bad at Poetry, You’re Hot.” Short, romantic-ish, and refreshingly to the point.

Flirty. Stupid. Effective.

Perfect for girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands, wives, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, frog lovers, crushes, or anyone who deserves both a compliment and some questionable poetry.

💌 Card Specs:

Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
Toner-based vibrant print
Blank inside
Includes envelope

✨ because “you’re hot” gets to the point faster than a sonnet.