Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Bitch

“Happy Birthday, Bitch.”

A pink birthday card featuring a retro cartoon cake with attitude, surrounded by bold circular typography.

Perfect for best friends, siblings, ride-or-dies, or anyone who understands that insults = affection.

Playful. Loud. Not for your aunt.

💌 Card Specs:

• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 gsm cardstock
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Blank inside
• Includes envelope

✨ Aggressively celebratory.