Happy Birthday Bitch Greeting Card: For Your Bold Bestie

Raw Art Official “Happy Birthday, Bitch” Blank Greeting Card
When Hallmark’s too polite and your bestie deserves better.

Let’s be real—nothing says true love and loyalty like a birthday card that greets them the way you always do: with a sarcastic smile and a bold “Happy Birthday, Bitch.” This card is for the ride-or-die who laughs at chaos, cries at dog videos, and knows that affection comes best with a little attitude.

Made from thick, high-quality paperboard with vibrant toner-based printing, this card is blank inside—because you bring the jokes, the love, and possibly the trauma-dump disguised as a birthday wish.

Details that totally slay:
– Made of premium 14.77 oz/yd² paperboard (sturdy, like your friendship)
– Bright, bold colors that pop harder than your group chat notifications
– Includes a complimentary envelope—because we’re not animals

Perfect for the birthday queen who’s fabulous, feral, and probably late to her own party. Give her the card she actually deserves. 💌🎉💁‍♀️