Sorry Your Job Was The Pits Card – Funny Quitting Job Sardine

for the friend, coworker, or emotionally exhausted little gremlin finally escaping the workplace from hell 😭🐟☕✨

This hilarious quitting job card features a deeply unbothered sardine in sneakers rocking a tiny beanie and a “not my problem” sign because honestly? Leaving a terrible job deserves a celebration. Whether they quit, got laid off, rage-applied elsewhere, or finally escaped a toxic boss, this funny card says what everyone’s thinking.

💌 Perfect For:
Quitting job gifts, toxic boss survivors, funny friendship gifts, resignation gifts, workplace humor, burnout recovery, goodbye coworker cards, new job celebrations

💌 Card Specs:
• Size: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Heavyweight 350 g/m² paperboard
• Toner-based vibrant print
• Includes complimentary envelope
• Blank inside for your message

✨ may your next job be slightly less soul crushing.